organized chaos

And now a word from our host,

Rod Serling.

Good evening. On tonight’s episode we ask the question, “Is there any merit to the old stories about the mysteries surrounding cats?” We’ll explore the old superstition that you just can’t get rid of a cat.

We’ll meet a nice girl

who like any nice girl, just wants a clean smelling house.

So imagine her disgust when she finds out her jerk of a cat has urinated in and around various places in her humble abode.

We’ll surely find out if that old adage is true when she throws that jerk of a cat outside once and for all and starts to unassumingly enjoy the smell of a clean laundry room instead of a laundry room that stinks of cat box and feces.

It’s a gruesome tale we have to spin tonight, folks.

Because imagine this nice girl’s surprise to find this jerk of a cat lurking around the house every time she turns around. She knows she threw him out. Several times, she’s sure of it.

So we beg to ask the question, “How is it, that the cat is napping in luxury right by the computer desk where she types?” or “How is it, that the cat is lazily walking through the kitchen like he owns the joint, when surely he must know by now that he will be an outside cat?”

Is it magic? Voo doo of the blackest sort? A secret cat door that only appears in 95 degree weather? An ability that only the jerkiest of cats possess to walk through walls?

But wait! Could it be the gremlins that reside with the nice girl? The ones who stand in the 95 degree heat with the screen door wide open?

We’ll let you decide if we have indeed, entered

The Twilight Zone