The other night, I heard this:

Socrates: I really want to buy Spiderman 3 for my ps 2.

My Man: Man, you need to get Frogger or Pac Man or something cool like that.

Jackelope: I LOVE Pac man. He’s my favorite.

Socrates: You don’t even know what Pac Man is.

Jackelope: YES, I DO.

My Man: What does Pac Man look like, Jackelope?

Jackelope: *thinks with lips scrunched up*

Jackelope: Well.  He has some frog parts.  And they race.

Socrates: No, that’s Mrs. Pac Man.

Just reporting it as I hear it, folks.