organized chaos

To which he replies some kind of yelling and crying I couldn’t really understand or want to try and remember.  So I tell him to send Chaz in the house to talk to me.

The words were out of my mouth before I realized what they sounded like:  Chaz, don’t be stealing your brother’s imaginary friends.

We both laughed a little and I sent him back outside.  Only to have Jackelope back in two seconds later in hysterics that it had happened again. Chaz came back in and I sent him to the couch.  The general bickering in this house lately has been enough to send me packing to Guam.

Here’s what followed:

Me: Chaz, sit on the couch and quit stealing Jackelope’s imaginary friends.  Just leave him alone.

Jackelope walks by Chaz and Chaz starts talking to Ron, who is apparently sitting on the couch next to him, thus sending Jackelope into further hysterics.

This scene cycles a few times with Chaz goading Jackelope, Jackelope crying and crying, and me screaming at Chaz to give Ron back to Jackelope.  And for crying out loud aren’t you too old to be stealing your brother’s imaginary friends?