April Fool’s
April 13, 2007
Sunday, April 1, 2007
April Fool’s
| One never knows how church and Jackelope will mix on any given Sunday. He’s pretty wiggly, but he’s my third and most of the time it doesn’t bother me as much as when the first one got wiggly at church. Still he’s entertained many a pew neighbor during our two years at the church we attend. I hope no one saw what he did this morning.I looked over at one point just in time to see him jump and on the downstroke, spit on the floor at the same time his feet hit. Yeah, you read that right. I can tolerate and even laugh at some of my kids’ behavior at church but not spitting. Especially not the next thing he did.
I looked over there again, just as he made some weird boy movement and I got a flash of white underwear. He had pulled his pants down halfway. It didn’t take him long to see the look on my face and rapidly begin pulling them back up. All while repeating the word “sorry” over and over to me. I must’ve finally perfected the “you might not be able to sit down for a week when we get home” look. I’m not sure, I’ve never practiced in a mirror. I might scare myself silly. Maybe all that was Jackelope’s idea of an April Fool joke. I doubt it. Because when we got home and the other gremlins started fooling me with all their “Hey Mom, someone’s in our driveway…..April Fool’s!” sort of jokes, Jackelope plopped the ketchup down on the table during lunch and exclaimed to my husband, “April Fool’s!” Good one Jackelope. You really got me that time. |
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